Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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