redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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