I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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