Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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