"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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