Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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