So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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