I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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