Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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will power is for people who don't want to get laid
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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