So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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