Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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