are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
