Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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