Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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