Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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