I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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