Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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