idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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