This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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