She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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