problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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