I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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