Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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