Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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