My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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