i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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