We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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