She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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