Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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