I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Dignity is for republicans.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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