You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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