arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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