I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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