my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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