Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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