READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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