If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Rumble strips road head = magical
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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