I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
they need to just BURY HIM!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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