I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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