Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
nut hugger
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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