she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
