No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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