Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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