I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Randomize
