so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.