? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth