Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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