this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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