There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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