He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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