did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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