I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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