I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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