As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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