im gay
i know
yea but for you.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
