White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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