OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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