she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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